7/27/24

Concerning Preston the Intern

The whereabouts of Preston the Intern has been determined. When the TTD 1000 surged, he was transported in time to Sorrento, Italy 78 AD.

Although only an hour passed for us here at the BSTA, Preston spent two years in Italy. Surviving by stealing food, Preston was arrested and made to fight in the gladiator arena. Surviving on tenacity and cleverness for two years, he met an opponent he couldn’t defeat in 79 AD, a tiger. He will be missed by all of us. Let his passing be a reminder of the dangers of time travel.

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Thank You from Preston the Intern